I’ve always been amazed at how hearty Seattle cyclists are. The city just isn’t set up to be friendly to bikes, with climate and hills making it very challenging to go more than a mile or two. The almost complete lack of growth management means cars parked everywhere and crumbling pavement.

I will not disrespect your duplication investigation!

A large percentage of fast food franchises are owned by a corp or LLC that also owns several other similar franchises in the same region. For every “mom & pop” owned restaurant that is their only business, there are a dozen who are part of a regional empire of restaurants.

Did Maya Benberry also offer Chuck Norris some self-defense tips?

I would say he’s owning the Charles Manson look ... and ethics.

I saw that one too!

More like, they are total fools who will fall for any line of bullshit.

Everything about that picture is wrong, but not as wrong as the guy who took the picture. Those greens are in great shape for an airport restaurant, as is the tomato, which he replaced with THREE PACKETS OF KETCHUP!?!?!?!

Agreed. He’s always come across as a burned-out hardcore drug user who never truly left the gutter he lived in for several years. Also, between the fried brain and trashy accent, I can’t understand a freakin’ word he says.

What are the odds that the insurance companies use the delay in getting to the cars as an excuse to not pay any claims?

These assholes need to hire me.

“If you are not bound by the law, you are not protected by it either.”

It will be the same unknown political hacks from skeevy think tanks who are paid according to the number of seconds they are on screen. Those segments are the some of the worst TV you will see outside of The View.

She did write a letter, but it was even more boring than her personality, so no one read it.

The debut of Choco Bliss was received in my home like it was the Second Coming.

Isleworth Golf & Country Club is a super posh, exclusive golf community. The homes there are 2nd or 3rd homes for the owners.  A 90k Mercedes is a spare car for their spare home.

The reason why Pelosi has been so effective is in the text of this article: she has millions to throw around and only needs to spend $14 over the filing fee to win re-election in a very wealthy district. This has allowed her to buy the votes* of other Dem reps to advance her bills/causes/agendas. She’s a tremendous…

Has any TV show matched the X-Files for the number of times the lead characters say each other’s names in conversation with each other? I loved the show in its first run, but watching re-runs is an exercise in tedium. Lots of screen time showing Mulder & Scully pointing guns & flashlights in the darkness shouting…

Your list could also include believing that any mass shooting in the USA is a false flag operation with “crisis actors” pretending to be victims. Those people would also not know the meaning of “paddock”, or “take your fuckin’ meds, goddammit!”

You laugh, but that bird toy would triple her productivity!