You may not be regular after bangin’ dat ho, but you’ll definitely be smegular.

Thought experiment:

Did anyone ever remove that campy drawing of Queen Victoria from the Atlantic?

Yes to the batteries, No to the snacks. Starvation is the last worry you have in a deep-sea submersible with no toilet functions.

The potential for criminal activity notwithstanding, I can certainly understand these people’s irritation. In the past 3 years, I’ve had about 2 dozen incorrect food deliveries at my apartment. I don’t order delivered food at all. The problem is that immediately to the north and south of me there are apartment…

They would try to wocka wocka him up?

Aziz’s theory is further supported by the fact that of the six chariots found in Tut’s tomb, all had a straight-pipe exhaust, two had clearly stanced wheels, and one even had that V-Tec, yo. Also, vapes were found on the floorboards of all six of the hoopties.

I think we can assume that everyone involved in this story is complete garbage.

I found it to be a well executed movie based on a lame story foundation. I also contend that it is barely a “baseball” movie, as there is only about 30 seconds of actual baseball being played on screen, most of which is just guys playing catch. You could have made the same story about the ghosts of Buddy Holly,…

Gotta nuke somethin’.

I believe that is a picture of The Fabulous Ones, the team Stan was in with Steve Keirn (standing in photo) before he replaced Dennis Condrey in The Midnight Express.

I hope Adam Corolla enjoys his “new” Volvo.

How much of that $85M settlement is going to be syphoned off into Paxton’s (il)legal defense fund?

Don’t blame me.  I voted for Kodos.

If you’re a young couple with kids that can afford a $75/per dinner, just leave the kids with your nanny.

So, 5 years after the crime was committed, the guy is finally being charged? The feds search his home, find evidence of the crime and clear intent to flee the jurisdiction, and they just let him go (essentially getting away with the crime)?

I’d certainly bet on the new CEO being someone Elon has already impregnated, or will soon impregnate. Not that that narrows the choices down by much.

Missing Uncle Jesse’s Moonshine.

An electric conversion would do wonders for this.  Silent, low-heat, and lowers the CG to make it a little more stable, which would be important for the inevitable power boost from an electric motor.

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