I think the better historical parallel is the use of gas for lighting in the late 19th century. It was such an improvement over candles that everyone started falling over themselves to use gas lighting everywhere. By 1920, gas lighting was an anachronism and seen as a now (then) dangerous part of residential…

“Over the past 40 years, I don’t recall one (fucking thing other than football games I coached).”

NL: I need a diversion

Anytime someone mentions that she speaks 5 different languages, I like to point out that she has nothing intelligent to say in any of them. Her fashion sense looks like she was raised in a communist country.

You don’t become a journalist if you finished top of your high school class in anything, especially English composition.

If you can get ahold of the quad version of Schmilsson, the drum solo on “Jump Into the Fire” is completely different than the stereo version and equally amazing.

You’re on the right track. I see the matte grey and tan car colors as an attempt by manufacturers to sell to an American public that has increasingly fetishized the military the past 2 decades. Throw on a set of bead lock wheels, and you now have a “tactical vehicle”.

All that extra lot space would seem ideal for a couple food trucks. 30 minutes waiting for your car to charge is the perfect amount of time to try out the tapas truck.

It would seem that the most practical way to address this is to only consider actual USD that entered the FTX system as “currency”, and to consider any crypto tokens as $0 USD. Counting crypto as actual “money” just obscures the truth. So, if you invested $10M in USD, you are a creditor of that amount. Whatever these…

That’s like 7 entire bottles of awful salad dressing!

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Allstate would have taken the deer to court to make it pay for the damage (and lawyer fees).

Cosmetic surgery.  She’s over 40 and on TV every morning.

It would be interesting to see a Venn Diagram of Tesla investors and cryptocurrency investors. I suspect there is a bit of overlap with those two groups, with the latter having lost massive amounts of their investment in the past 6+ months. That might explain why they are trying to recoup those losses from their other…

Instead of sleeping at the office, she could have taken the road well-travelled and slept with the boss.  He’s always looking for another baby-mama.

Crackhead Caribou

These oasis charging parks will feature amenities like wifi, restrooms, green spaces with playgrounds, and canopies with picnic tables.

This is what happens when your “writers” were too busy gossiping in school to learn basic grammar & spelling skills.  A good writer shouldn’t need a copy editor.

The $5 Footlong promotion was great in its time, but has since become an anchor around the franchisee’s neck. That promotion aligned the brand with the absolute cheapest people in society, the ones that show up in old station wagons full of garage sale “finds”. These people will never let their local Subway forget…

Thank you.  My attempt to post the GIF got Kinja’d.