The Prius should have a factory installed bumper sticker that says “Saving the planet by riding my brakes”.

Investing is a lot like gambling in the sense that you expect to make money based on your opinions, not your productivity. It might be an educated opinion, but it is still other people doing the work and there no guarantee that your opinion will become fact.

Probably because Geena Davis has looked exactly the same for 30+ years.

There’s an even more strained explanation of Connery’s accent in Family Business, where he is the father & grand-father of Dustin Hoffman and  Matthew Broderick.  I beg you not to see this movie, even if it’s just to get that strained explanation.

I’m Elon Musk knows a lot about manual labor.

Swap the decal for some horns mounted to the hood and you might have something worthwhile, if listed at half the price.

Let’s hope that part of the deal allows him to keep his masters in his own fire-proof facility.

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Reverse: This is why letting the Russians take the lead in the Syrian Civil War was a bad idea. Not for some altruistic BS, or any principles about “red lines”. Letting their alcoholic soldiers get live fire experience with their garbage equipment let Putin think attacking Ukraine was a possibility. It’s why the North…

The multiple stages in today’s races are a prime example of “contrived”. Just race the fuckin’ cars, start to finish, and see who wins. 

You forgot Nicole Kidman, who seems to be in 3 different projects at any given moment.

Should be 3 options for this one:  Nice Price; No Dice; Hell Yeah, Brother.

Also, they’d certainly be riding bareback.

Let’s not forget how many of the people driving those 3+ ton vehicles have their noses buried in their smartphones. Or the people who use their smartphones for “real-time” navigation rather than pre-trip research to know where they are going before they start the car.

One of the big warning bells about Mars Hill (besides the obvious personality cult fostered by Driscoll) was when they paid cash for a large piece of property in Bellevue. As in, several million dollars. What kind of church sits on that much cash when they have to step over homeless people to get into their building?…

She really should have waited for other comics to come up with better jokes, then used those in her show.

Turns out that despite all the surface celebration of Brown v. Board of Education, white folks really didn’t want integrated schools. You can trace the demise of America’s public schools, and the rise of voucher/charter/private/academy hustles to that point in our history.

In Washington State, there has long been a saying that the #1 ‘Rule of the Road’ is that “logging trucks always have the right of way”. You only have to see one fully loaded, barreling down a mountain road to understand why.

It’s designed for AB-normal temps.  If you got those abs, show ‘em.