You’ll get a nomination for this one, but have no chance at winning.

“No gas, no squeegee!”

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

Should have been George Raft.

Must be a really long tunnel if it took a year of your life to pass through!

With each Musk tweet, Howard Hughes looks more well-adjusted.

1500 ignorant, unvaccinated people dying every day.  

Considering he’s been in about 6 movies per year for the past 30 years, it’s almost a statistical improbability that he hasn’t won an Oscar yet.

“Take this job and scuttle it!”

It’s not amazing at all when you remember the GOP is actually the Party of Nixon.

He’s dead?  I didn’t even know he was sick.

Wanna hear a joke?

Why not just hire H Jon Benjamin for the role?  His voice is everywhere else these days.

I’m impressed he was able to make his little tirade/speech without sucking down a pack of Marlboros in between hits from his vape pen. Dude is destroying his voice with his nicotine addiction.

There really is an opportunity for motivated mechanic-entrepreneur types to do a vehicular version of “house flipping”. So many of all our neighbors have cars sitting in their driveways/yards that have needed a crucial repair for a couple of years, but never seem to be enough of a priority for those repairs to happen.…

Beyond “Don’t drive like my brother!”?

If he’s truly a drunk, he’s used to lying his ass off to cover up for his chronic inebriation. Beyond the damage the alcohol does to the body, alcoholism destroys your personal integrity. That’s why one of those 12 steps of recovery is apologizing to those you lied to on your way to the bottom.

Is this “intensive care unit” in a hospital or a church lobby?

Actually, you are going to attempt to fly for the first time in 5 years. Thousands of flights are being regularly cancelled for reasons other than mask-less idiots. Good luck. I hope you bought refundable tickets and flexible hotel/rental reservations.  The odds have never been higher that your trip will not go…

For the kind of money he is spending on this thing, couldn’t he have bought the Queen Mary for a song and retrofitted it to be his super yacht?