My first exposure to Super Dave was on Roy Firestone’s Sportslook interview program on ESPN. He did the “name game” routine, calling the host by every possible first name that starts with an “R” except “Roy”. Roger, Rudy, Rob, Ricky, Ray, etc. Each time, Roy would quietly correct him and suppress his laugh.

The people he is helping have the funds to spend on a completely frivolous $30K+ off-road vehicle, but can’t cough up a couple hundred to tow it out of trouble? Why should we feel sorry for anyone involved in this petty scam?

“Dey took our jerbs!”

Inspector Clouseau’s “Silver Hornet”

I would think that the main purpose for the walmart Oreo knockoffs is recipes for desserts that call for crushed or chopped Oreos. Who would destroy the real thing if a suitable substitute is available.

The other nonsensical bullshit is not letting Gaga talk to the actual woman she was portraying under the pretense of not wanting to glorify a felon.  That ship sailed when they cast one of the biggest superstars in the world to play her in a movie.  You really can’t glorify someone more than that.  

What about a President that single-handedly starts a trade war with a 2am tweet?

Just think how much more confusing it would have been if you had named the dog “Indiana”.

Does David Letterman get any royalties from this?

Gotta think his agent took one look at him and said, “Yes. I can find you work.”

Alabama and Canadian native Allison Parliament was in Canada for work...

I follow the advice of the great English poet John Milton -

Pretty much any time someone is busted for embezzling, some sort of addiction (gambling, drugs, gambling, shopping, gambling) is the driving force. It takes a warped mind to think they will get away with it, and that no one will question why they have 500k in cars and bet 10k on a hand of blackjack despite having a 85k…

Left to their own devices, they probably would.

I seem to recall stories of Demi’s multiple drug overdoses followed by brain damage. Is there no one helping this person?

Even though I wasn’t a fan of the show, a D+ for Parks & Rec seems a little harsh. 

I’m in the Puget Sound ‘burbs, and I see at least 3 Teslas on each short run to the grocery store.  Of course, that grocery store has a SuperCharging station in the parking lot, so it’s a little like seeing moths around a porch light.

Seems that most college ‘ball coaches are driving new cars when they get busted for DUI.

So people like Jim Breuer and Cody Bellinger simply won’t be able to drive at all anymore?

If it’s the same agent that had him do State Farm commercials featuring a sleazy agent stereotype, then shit advice is certainly on-brand.  Those are some of the most WTF commercials out there.