I think you are drastically underestimating the costs of putting chargers into old parking lots. Completely redoing that property’s electrical grid to put 100+ high current outlets all over will total millions of dollars for many apartment complexes. Tearing up the pavement, replacing whatever aging parking shelters…

“Please, Hammer, don’t hurt me!” isn’t direct enough?

Hey, if little Mr. Pillsbury didn’t like getting poked there, he wouldn’t giggle each time, right?

White background makes it super simple to blend in separate footage of the car doing donuts. Notice the lack of overlap between the presenter and the car. The driver just miraculously pops up from behind a piece of snow/ice that suddenly appears above the surface line. Almost no water or ice splashes up when the ice…

Underfoot and Ghost look concerned that you are considering getting rid of their fleece jacket.

If your car is so crappy that you’re afraid it may not start again, then leaving it running is kind of a dare to a thief.  There’s probably several other mechanical reasons why they won’t get far.

4th: No kidding. In the US, that 89 year-old dude would just keeping blaming someone else until he finally croaked himself, probably suing the kid at the dealer who detailed it for switching the pedals.

I’m guessing blackmail. We know Trump’s buddy David Pecker ran an extortion operation, which is how Trump got Falwell’s support so early on.  Rudy does enough stupid stuff in public to be shamed, like butt-dialing journalists while having a meeting, that it shouldn’t be a stretch to think he’s done some crazy shit in…

He’s already got a guy working for him pro bono.

I’m your huckleberry. Um, wait. Maybe not. Just pass me that laudanum bottle.

An often forgotten artifact of that era is that the electoral limbo provided cover for the manufactured California energy crisis (price gouging) that threw many municipalities into financial chaos.  That budget crunch never went away, and subsequent economic calamities just piled on the cuts to social services and…

Yeah, the idea that since it’s all “electric” nothing will break is just silly. I look at the current generation of EV’s like the first generation of color TV’s - Amazing new technology that changes the world, but still in its infancy. Being a TV repairman in the 60's & 70's was a great moneymaker, but the job…

“SHUT THEM AAAAALL DOWN!!!”

There is a “new” action-thriller movie with Bob fuckin’ Odenkirk (!) in the Liam Neeson role that is being released this month. How long has that thing been in the can? We are going to be seeing some bottom-of-the-barrel crap for much of 2021.

Plugging in an EV in your garage is much simpler than filling a gas tank from a pump at a service station. People have done pretty well pumping their own gas for quite some time now, so expecting them to be able to adapt to the plug-in life isn’t a stretch. Expecting them to dump a couple grand on something that does…

If she had been quicker with the rubber, she might not have a daughter at all.

She supposedly speaks 5 languages, but has nothing worthwhile to say in any of them. She studied “fashion and design” in a poor communist country, and has the personal style to prove it. She married a mobnster. If her picture belongs anywhere, it’s the cover of The National Enquirer.

You may not live in Delaware, but you are probably incorporated there.  Delaware is the Cayman Islands of the US.  It exists to shelter corporations.

The Greatest American Hero has a similar problem.  It’s really egregious in the episode titled “My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys” when they can’t use the song that was all over the original airing.

Yeah. Pickle all that China & Florida crazy in a dozen liters of bathtub vodka and then you start getting to Russia crazy.