It reminds me more of the end of Easy Rider, when the rednecks drive-by murder Billy the Kid as he’s riding his motorcycle.

Yeah, if I was going to drive around people I like and want to keep comfortable, a Toyota Century is a great choice. If the seat height works for the folks, this is perfect.
Sounds like the dude’s in New Hampshire, so the oddest choice is probably the most likely. If you see another one in any parking lot, you’re…

This dude is seriously manning up and dedicating himself to taking care of his elderly parents, and your response is “Let ‘em deal with strangers instead”?

I didn’t know joystick trim sliders were still around, but like many things stuck in a time warp, this one went hard right.

Sounds like he has most of his net worth tied up in those 300ZXs, too, since he had to hock 3 of them to raise the 15k. Can’t be a great rate on that loan, so it’s very fortunate the parts will reap a bonanza. He’s also obviously into the JDM parts scene, so he has a leg up on a many of the Storage War types that…

“Dear Jesus, please guide the hands and eyes of the doctors using laparoscopy to remove the cysts from my daughter’s ovaries. And thank you for blessing us with those cysts in the first place. #Amen.”

This thing is a bit misleading. A little after the moment in the still shot at the top of this post, you can see a different “Loos Garden” painted on another wall with arrows underneath each of the words. (3:42) Presumably similar arrows have been already painted over in the still shot. Two separate words for two…

“Sir, you are making a mockery of our ‘Leave a Taco - Take a Taco’ policy!”

My toilet got clogged just reading this.

Neutral: I treated myself to a Puget Sound car wash last weekend. Just drive around in the pouring rain for 15+ minutes, then hit the windows with cleaner & squeegee under covered parking. There will be many, many more opportunities to repeat this over the next 6 months.

And that “much greater hazard for the traffic behind” would likely come at highway speeds in heavy rain. Strong multipliers for traffic fatality rates.

Cars in malls? Great idea!

Looking under the hood expecting to see 6 only to find 4? Check.

By “cure” I mean recovery from a severe illness, not the eradication. Those 37% who recover from TamiFlu is still higher than the percentage of the population that gets flu shots. (And if it’s every year, is that really a vaccine?) We don’t panic about the flu because everyone gets vaccinated, but because there are…

Neutral: We shouldn’t be thinking so much about a vaccine and more about a cure. Not everyone gets the virus, and not everyone that does gets dangerously sick. The problem is that we don’t have a way to reliably treat those who get dangerously sick. A population that is largely unhealthy only complicates this.

These things are easy to drive. Just set the spark to full retard.

The movie The Right Stuff was where I got the idea to visit the urinal when the national anthem was being played at the ballpark. That trick really does work!  Bonus is that no mouth-breather is telling me to take off my hat or put my hand over my heart.

Meh.

Insurance. If you finance the car, your monthly insurance bill will require comprehensive coverage, whereas owning the car outright will only require liability coverage. The difference could be $200 a month, and that’s not going to interest or principal. That may not matter if you’re buying a car for 80k, but it might…

To be fair, David probably saw the tweet while he was smoking crack & speeding down the 405.  Graham Nash won’t have anything to do with the guy anymore, if that gives you any idea about Crosby’s warm personality.