My toilet got clogged just reading this.

Neutral: I treated myself to a Puget Sound car wash last weekend. Just drive around in the pouring rain for 15+ minutes, then hit the windows with cleaner & squeegee under covered parking. There will be many, many more opportunities to repeat this over the next 6 months.

And that “much greater hazard for the traffic behind” would likely come at highway speeds in heavy rain. Strong multipliers for traffic fatality rates.

Cars in malls? Great idea!

Looking under the hood expecting to see 6 only to find 4? Check.

By “cure” I mean recovery from a severe illness, not the eradication. Those 37% who recover from TamiFlu is still higher than the percentage of the population that gets flu shots. (And if it’s every year, is that really a vaccine?) We don’t panic about the flu because everyone gets vaccinated, but because there are…

Neutral: We shouldn’t be thinking so much about a vaccine and more about a cure. Not everyone gets the virus, and not everyone that does gets dangerously sick. The problem is that we don’t have a way to reliably treat those who get dangerously sick. A population that is largely unhealthy only complicates this.

These things are easy to drive. Just set the spark to full retard.

The movie The Right Stuff was where I got the idea to visit the urinal when the national anthem was being played at the ballpark. That trick really does work!  Bonus is that no mouth-breather is telling me to take off my hat or put my hand over my heart.

Meh.

Insurance. If you finance the car, your monthly insurance bill will require comprehensive coverage, whereas owning the car outright will only require liability coverage. The difference could be $200 a month, and that’s not going to interest or principal. That may not matter if you’re buying a car for 80k, but it might…

To be fair, David probably saw the tweet while he was smoking crack & speeding down the 405.  Graham Nash won’t have anything to do with the guy anymore, if that gives you any idea about Crosby’s warm personality.

Saw CSN about 12 years ago and David made it a point to bitch at the crowd for bouncing a beach ball 100 yards away from the stage.  Said it was “distracting”.  Their set list was 30+ years old, and somehow he couldn’t remember the words if he saw something through his blurred vision?  The guy has always been a…

Go back to the gold standard, and we are all worth about $6. There just isn’t that much gold in the world to sustain the global economy that has been built in the past 50 years.

I remember Jay Leno saying that it had to do with how the word “Buick” was originally translated into Mandarin Chinese. It was something like “beautiful springtime flowers”, or something very pleasant. The Buicks of the early 20th century were also excellent cars, so that combination made them the first elite cars in…

It better feature some toney power banks, or I’d rather a ford.

Great idea!  Let’s make this go viral!

What a beautiful image of Mike Pence welcoming his insect overlords.

That pre-fund requirement had two purposes. The immediate purpose was to pump a few billion dollars of poorly shepherded money into the market. Wall Street has been devouring pension funds for 30+ years now, as they see it as a large pile of money being wasted. We should assume that the USPS pension fund has been…

Well, with that embedded tweet, he did bring the goddam Germans into it.