I think there’s more than meets the eye here.

Hero car: Guy across the street from us had a 72 Stingray, candy apricot paint job, cherry condition. He bought it new with cash he saved while a grunt in Vietnam. He said dreaming about that car kept him alive until he got home.  Can’t even begin to imagine the satisfaction he got from driving that thing.

Even at 0%, you are carrying a note on the car which means carrying comprehensive insurance. Not only will you have a car payment, but a (possibly much) larger insurance payment.

Adding to your 3rd gear answer: If any auto manufacturer should be well positioned to making vital medical equipment, it is Tesla.  Musk could become the wealthiest man in the world if he could start cranking out ventilators by the thousands next week.

Fake email, real viral marketing campaign to convince people who don’t give a shit about what they drive (Camry owners) that what they drive actually is really important... so they should lease a new Audi.

As an apartment dweller, I agree that the lack of charging options for my large segment of the population decreases the practicality of an EV. But let’s think forward a little bit: is putting a huge network of extremely high current power lines all over the place wise? Think about all the gas lines laid at the end of…

“Where I’m going, there are no roads.  Just rails.”

It’s not a bike, it’s a tandem unicycle.

That 71 DeVille has rust in its trunk for you.

Remember that leasing or carrying a loan for a car will require more expensive monthly insurance than owning the car outright. If you can scrounge up enough to pay for the car, even with some self-financing, you may be able to afford more car than with bank or dealership financing. The difference between simple…

Nudie Suit!

Look, if you have to spell it out for people....

Wow. I may be the only person you’ve heard of with a Fleetwood Mac tattoo, I’ve seen them live multiple times, have all the records, etc.... but you have them ranked even higher than I do?

Why not just have Tacko Fall hold the ball out in front of the rim for her to grab & dunk?   We all want that photo!

+1 smiley face sticker for showing your work

When I hear people talk like this, I just remember that this is the shit they were hearing as a child when their monster-of-a-father was pounding them in the ass (aka, “Rush Limbaugh Syndrome”).

Since this was a Florida cop and a person with the name “Omar Awan”, I’m surprised the windows weren’t immediately shot out.  You know, because the cop was threatened by the car fire.

I’m assuming a “hot soup step-mom college road trip” situation, but maybe I’m just Ted Cruz.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

She does, however, squat down and wiggle her fingers between her thighs for a change.