Fake email, real viral marketing campaign to convince people who don’t give a shit about what they drive (Camry owners) that what they drive actually is really important... so they should lease a new Audi.
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As an apartment dweller, I agree that the lack of charging options for my large segment of the population decreases the practicality of an EV. But let’s think forward a little bit: is putting a huge network of extremely high current power lines all over the place wise? Think about all the gas lines laid at the end of…
“Where I’m going, there are no roads. Just rails.”
It’s not a bike, it’s a tandem unicycle.
That 71 DeVille has rust in its trunk for you.
Remember that leasing or carrying a loan for a car will require more expensive monthly insurance than owning the car outright. If you can scrounge up enough to pay for the car, even with some self-financing, you may be able to afford more car than with bank or dealership financing. The difference between simple…
Nudie Suit!
Look, if you have to spell it out for people....
Wow. I may be the only person you’ve heard of with a Fleetwood Mac tattoo, I’ve seen them live multiple times, have all the records, etc.... but you have them ranked even higher than I do?
Why not just have Tacko Fall hold the ball out in front of the rim for her to grab & dunk? We all want that photo!
+1 smiley face sticker for showing your work
When I hear people talk like this, I just remember that this is the shit they were hearing as a child when their monster-of-a-father was pounding them in the ass (aka, “Rush Limbaugh Syndrome”).
Since this was a Florida cop and a person with the name “Omar Awan”, I’m surprised the windows weren’t immediately shot out. You know, because the cop was threatened by the car fire.
I’m assuming a “hot soup step-mom college road trip” situation, but maybe I’m just Ted Cruz.
“You sayin’ there’s a room available?” - J. Tomsula
She does, however, squat down and wiggle her fingers between her thighs for a change.
88. Cramer
#WeAreAllWitlesses
Reminds me of my all-time favorite Macho Man Randy Savage promo which started:
Dan Snyder at his worst would be the ceiling for Trump at his best as an NFL owner. Remember, he killed an entire league in <3 years.