Can we please stop pretending that “speaks x different languages” is a sign of super intelligence?  FLOTUS supposedly speaks 5 languages, but she has nothing to say in any of them.  Doing smart things is what makes you smart, and pissing away $50M is certainly not smart.

Lamar sounds so much like Marques Johnson, who was Calabro’s greatest sidekick, that watching Blazer games always takes me back 25 years.

“That’s the brakes, kid”

Perhaps they were prescription pants? 

My problem is that it’s a hack song written by a hack songwriter who made his bones writing ‘coon songs’ at the turn of the century. The worship of Irving Berlin is wrong on so many levels.

Even if such a policy had existed, there’s zero chance Avenatti paid the premiums to keep it in force.

This would be better if Billups had rolled onto the set in a wheelchair, then jumped up and did a lap around the desk.

Sully from Quinzee agrees with this hawt take.

I’ve always loved watching Corey Brewer on his one-man-one-dribble fastbreaks, regardless of the team he is on.  Dude is a blur and always attacks the rim.

I see Keuchel as Mike Hampton 2.0. He has one good pitch, a sinker with late movement, and combined that with some great luck to win a CYA. That late moving sinker has faded the past few years, leaving him with average stuff all around. When a finesse pitcher loses his finesse pitch, he’s going to struggle.

*Giannis gives girl hug*

Mike Brown not being in on the joke is pretty much the story of his career.

That’s for arch rivals.

Just get Tre Jones in foul trouble.  Duke’s offense goes to shit when he’s not on the floor, and he keys their defense with his on-ball pressure.

So..... Avenatti has a serious gambling problem, right?  That’s a lot of cash to be losing and stealing.

The way the leg just folded up on itself makes me worry about blood vessel damage, like Alex Smith is dealing with.

+1 “This is SportsCenter” classic

Aubrey played the game his dad wished he had played against Never Nervous Pervis.  That brick-fest still haunts me.

LJ had massive hops in college and his first few years in the pros.  He is the best comp for Zion.

If so, it’s probably in portrait mode, so why bother?