Ole is, was, and always will be a World Champion Asshole. It’s safe to assume he’s pissed Vince off at some point, and guaranteed that Vince has pissed him off. Shit, David probably pissed Ole off by not mentioning him in this post.

Good thing this “Doctor” wasn’t selling magic putters, or you could have been in big trouble for exposing a fraud.

“Don’t say anything.” -Jason Witten’s MNF audience

Between skills and physique, he clearly could have played at a high level until, say, 35 and then retired. His post-playing life shows that he has a lot of interests that he presumably would have pursued with a wad of retirement cash at that age.

A cheese covered pretzel, I assume.

Username checks out.

“All she did is ... [tries to remember ‘asian’ massage stereotype] um, walk on my back the whole time.  And I paid whatever you said you paid.”

He’s probably well lubricated and ready for a good ribbing.

Magary can write circles around Simmons.

Jon probably doesn’t remember it either. He was still in shock, trying to replace one of his best friends, who remains utterly irreplaceable.

And Whoppers Junior.

A Weekend at Barbaro’s

That top pic looks like an outtake from The Godfather.  Is Johnny making someone an offer they can’t refuse?

John Elway

I’m not surprised that the players continue to talk even when off air. Never has a TV sports broadcast been so smothered by commentary than any Players Only game. 6+ people in 2 (or more) locations talking at the same time, often about things other than the game being shown?!?! Mandatory mute button viewing.

But you have been hit in the head by a hockey puck a couple of times, right?

That’s fine. He could use a good ribbing.

“Thanks for Last Night Mr. Jeter” sounds like another hit single for Garfunkel & Oates.

“They pulled a ‘Milton Berle’! They only took out enough to win!”

My takeaway is that Ed Gillespie should be kicking himself and looking to throttle his campaign consultants. This photo has been available for 35 years, and it only comes out after the election? Did his team do any opposition research?