So Werder’s getting a job at the White House?

In golf, they’re called “douchehosels”.

Another option.

USGA honcho Mike Davis keeps saying that they’ve learned their lesson(s) from previous US Open debacles, yet we keep seeing them make the same mistakes over & over again. I guess “clown golf” should be expected with a clown running the show.

Software engineers ≠ Professional Engineers

Charl, if you’re still looking to promote pop stars and other entertainers, you should get comedian Jim Jefferies and musician Jack Johnson to do a “Great White Nope!” tour. Blood would certainly attend the NYC show, if you leave him tickets at will call.

Equipoisepads

The increased use of the infield defensive shift also did in Ryan Howard. He could never make the adjustment.

You should probably focus more on your Little Man in a Canoe women’s wear efforts.

But only one Farley can Look Like Dis!

I’m struggling with the logic of “rookies” with “old practice habits”.

Ah, another choir boy!

Do the Harry Potter books prominently feature slavery, racism and genocide by self-mutilating shepherds?

If nothing else, we found a DJ for the pants party.

Spaced out with Seltzer is possibly the Stray Cats worst album, IMHO.

My condolences to Matthew Broderick and family.

Damn that extra minute using charmap!

¿Por que no los dos?

I hear ya. I watched most of the tourney, but I must have missed the broadcast team talking about the second cut on Sunday. Maybe it happened during one of their “limited commercial interruptions”, which apparently meant the same 3 fucking ads played a dozen times per hour.

Sambuca + Drambuie = The Sam Bowie