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Damn that extra minute using charmap!

¿Por que no los dos?

I hear ya. I watched most of the tourney, but I must have missed the broadcast team talking about the second cut on Sunday. Maybe it happened during one of their “limited commercial interruptions”, which apparently meant the same 3 fucking ads played a dozen times per hour.

Sambuca + Drambuie = The Sam Bowie

Somebody forgot to tell Officer JJ that 100 years ago, “honorable” Americans ditched kraut names like Bittenbinder.

It’s right next to the step of giving a frequently injured big man with a dodgy post game a kajillion dollars. Aron Baynes made Embiid look like he’d never played against post defense before. Ugly stuff.

My understanding is that you don’t just visit Saudi Arabia, you have to be “invited”. It’s entirely possible that some of the wrestlers not present simply were denied visas and the WWE brass didn’t challenge the decision. They may not have been allowed to bring the women to be oppressed, even if they wanted to.

Figure skaters really shouldn’t be allowed to compete in this. They’ve all had massive amounts of dance & choreography experience before they even signed up for the show. Tonya, Adam and Mirai are the betting favorites, for sure.

Perhaps she had a black eye and a fractured arm?

He’s going to have to get a little crazy to survive this one!

At least you weren’t interviewing for their “brand management” position.

Admiral Jackson has been on the front lines of deadly combat and saved the lives of many others in service to this country.

Like you wouldn’t grab this if it was just sitting there...

W is the only one in the photo who looks like he’s in mourning.

Hard to run when there’s so much to Tripp on.

Please, tell us more about Uranus.

+144,000

Will Shortz makes your shitz well?

“...which was the style at the time.”

Are you sure there weren’t contemporary comedians making jokes about those events back then?