I’ll lowlight truther this: I think his arm was broken by the Giants DB hit, not the fall.

That almost certainly has to do with Andy van Slyke being a lifelong asshole.

Randy Velarde

Hiring a Dutch firm to look at problems with piracy is liking hiring the NRA to do a study on firearm deaths.

I suspect if you say “I prefer flats” to most women, they are expecting a conversation about shoes, not chicken.

I really enjoyed seeing Whitey at the Hall of Fame ceremony a couple of years ago. He is the oldest living HoF’er, and he was helped across the stage and to his seat by Frank Thomas, the strongest HoF’er, who looked like he truly relished the opportunity to hang with the Chairman of the Board.

The problem with this argument is that Rick Barry was an all-world shooter both at the foul line and anywhere else on the court. The guys that are horrible bricklayers from the line also suck everywhere else on the court. Barry would have easily shot 80% from the line shooting orthodox.

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

OK, now I really gotta know if someone has ever made a catch with their “protector”.

Tell us more.

The Hall of Fame just found their exhibit to commemorate Cleveland’s winning streak.

Nope, just saying my 47 month old bloodhound can both woof and bark.

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

When just one pair of fresh legs won’t do....

That’s not the bump I was referring to, but it is an amazing move. The bump he did frequently as a wrestler had him bounce on the top rope as he went over, giving him a chance to flail with his legs and look like he was caught up in the ropes. It’s a tricky, high-risk move and he pulled it off regularly. (looking…

Why quarters? Because they’re safer than a bag of nickels.

You might consider him the Rodney Dangerfield of wrestling. He seemed to have a million zingers ready to go at any moment, and he was a master of the flailing over-the-top-rope bump.

“The ears were particularly tasty. So tender and impudent.”

Now I understand why Mike Tyson hated Lennox Lewis’s children so much.

Re: Analysts predicting plays.