Thanasi: Hi, I’m Special K.

...more than one person wears the Mr. Met costume during each season, and the person who donned it Wednesday night will not do so again.

And one of them was a total cuck.

She’s the spitting image of bigotry, isn’t she?

You are going to want to find clubs with at least a +1" shaft, possibly as much as +2". Short clubs means you will be topping the ball constantly, and the first key in enjoying golf is getting the ball in the air. Craigslist is your friend on this one.

Grip, Hips and Tips.

Where should I cut off my Slausen?

Just because someone is speaking a different language doesn’t mean they are proficient in that language. I’m sure there’s a José Morgan making stupid comments during Puerto Rican league games, and there are bloggers ranting about it in Spanish while making dick jokes.

I read this a second time in a Gilbert Gottfried voice for added enjoyment.

I want to know how Liberty is able to be competitive in softball when all their players are barefoot & pregnant.

“I’m going with Kendall Jenner.”

He would immediately be one of the three most credible candidates.

No one sits next to him: He buys rows 9-11, sits in row 10 and farts the entire trip.

I managed to work the phrase “Full on Kevin’s Mom” into a college poetry class discussion. Wasn’t even a Soundgarden fan at the time, but I still felt rather proud of myself.

Same here. You would think by now ad agencies would have campaigns the use multiple spots and have them deployed strategically throughout the game. If I have to see 18 Chevy ads during a game, show me 6 different spots. Bonus points for ads that reference the previous ad I saw. The broadcaster isn’t the only one…

Just wait. Trump is coming onto Bibi’s turf soon. Remember how they announced new settlements right as John Kerry was there to make a major speech? This could much, much worse. As in, he uses Trump’s visit to cover for a Gaza strike.

Solution is simple: have a budget that pays for true costs of labor. That might mean 50k/yr less for coaches and admins, which is the problem.

Because federal labor laws are essentially dormant with Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III in charge of the DoJ. (as are Civil Rights laws, voting laws, etc.)

The point is that this isn’t about the hitters, as they don’t stand a chance.

Same idiot that thought opening Gates would lead to more Jobs.