Ahhhhh...... Joey’s not angry anymore.

You have just described Phil Mickelson’s next career.

So now Friday is going to have pics for bears?

The plan is almost certainly to keep Pete around until he gets himself fired. It shouldn’t take too much longer: A-Rod will draw him out on something.

“The ceiling?”

“But now it’s also a school fundraiser!”

Swear I didn’t see your post before writing mine. Warped minds think alike, etc. Ungreying.

Actually, it’s important to call out shitty fathers like Marv Marinovich who push their sons into living their own failed dreams. Kids with shitty fathers too often end up living shitty lives. If Dad is such an asshole in public, you can count on him being much worse in private.

“He’s in the best shape of his life!”

Student Body Presidents get to meet all the famous people that visit the school, as well as schmooze powerful alumni. It’s a key building block in a douchebag’s career.

Boston also offered an opportunity to play with Rondo, which Allen understandably declined.

If you are going to use an anti-virus program, ask yourself if it is wise to use a free one offered by the Russian company Putin trots out to prove the US is spying on him.

Anyone else read this as “Piles infiltrated the Florida Gulf Coast Band last night”? Poor kids, that sounds like a nasty bus trip.

Lookout for someone named “Vladonald” having a perfect bracket.

Here we go with another round of jetty-shaming. Can’t you just let her be “Jetty for the Block”?

I once played a “basketball” game at one of those offshoot academies, and the court was half carpet, half painted concrete at the ends. As in, cross half-court and you were on a different surface. Somehow, God was “glorified” by this.

I’ve tried to take a positive angle on this, and see the GOP plan as one that will hasten the demise of the private healthcare insurance system. That system simply does not add nearly enough value to justify the billions it sucks out of the actual provision of care.

I’ve balled with Mormon missionaries in a city park before. They aren’t afraid of hard fouls, that’s for darn sure. Also heard stories from LDS friends in high school about their ultra-competitive volleyball leagues.

Not to truther a quality comment, but aren’t weightlifting plates usually kilos? “792 pounds” doesn’t sound as funny, but it’s far more impressive.

Cruz is a snake. Snakes don’t have spines.