So “Jokic” is Serbian for “Plumlee”?

How about “Steely Daniels”?

It’s almost like he’s a dude born in Hawaii who got to retire kinda early after a hard-ass job.

4:07 AM! On a Monday!

Hey, the same strategy worked for Mercedes-Benz before.

Actually, the second part is a DO. Barry Bonds has taken as many hard swings as Tiger, and he’s doing just fine at 50+.

Well done. Such searing insight is rare ‘round here.

Solid kid, still has all his marbles.

How appropriate that he has the portrait of Andrew Jackson in the Oval Office. This election and start of a presidency has a lot of parallels to 1828, when “bitter, partisan reprisal” was the guiding policy. It resulted in many of the Civil Service laws that are so blatantly being ignored today.

You know things are bad when you wish Andrew Breitbart hadn’t died.

Even so, I think I would take a President Gary Johnson and whatever scraps of his New Mexico administration he can cobble together over what we currently have.

Guess Briles finally found out that as the plaintiff in a civil case, he can’t “plead the Fifth” when he is asked questions. He actually has to give sworn testimony.

I wonder how much of Spirit’s terrible on-time record is attributable to the chiselers that only buy the cheapest everything taking forever to board the plane? A little like how the lines and aisles and WalMart are jammed with people trying to save 10 cents on pasta sauce, and arguing with the cashier about prices.

He said he was buying cigs and lotto in the Smokies, so he was no more than 15 himself.

We’re also the land of the “I’m not going to get addicted to opiates like millions of other regular people have over the past 150 years, because I’m special!” 

Who is that #11 in the GIF throwing sidearm? Dude! Horrible idea. Take it from someone who had to learn to do a lot of things lefty after throwing nerf soccerballs sidearm in 9th grade dodgeball. That will fuck up your elbow fast and good!

Well, if the janitor was actually the former school district board chairman, and is now doing janitorial work as part of the 1,000 hours of community service that was part of his sentence for embezzling $5 million from the district. I’d probably miss the can a few times also, hopefully with an apple core to the…

“Oh, really?”

The goddamn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!

Whatever he spent to get himself on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous stands as the largest return on investment ever. Without the fame, he doesn’t con billions out of people for decades afterwards.