Why do I constantly get the impression that DeMarcus Cousins’s relationship with anyone is dysfunctional?

It will be more like the Crimean War, redux. Imperial expansion on one side, crumbling empire on another, ascendant nationalism everywhere, and pretext of “protecting Christians in Arab lands.” New warfare technologies that not all sides grasp, a slaughter of innocents, and the Russian military exposed as a paper…

“Got it.”

Rubio & Cruz = Cassius & Brutus ?

Now if only all non-white men could just be very attractive young women in a servile position, we could really begin to come together!

Bingo.

Scotty is the most bad-ass engineer in the universe! Of course he could touch-type, and probably with a Dvorak or Klingon keyboard if necessary.

He treats Marla and Tiffany like garbage, which Melania clearly sees and hears.

With Sessions as AG, law enforcement around the country now has the green light to violate civil rights with impunity. Those federal monitors of big city police departments are going to be recalled or neutered. The smart money now is investing in police batons and pepper spray.

But can you humbly gratify yourself in front of 117 of them?

The good news, if there is any, is that the people driving those haulers are getting paid, and there appears to be plenty of work for them. It’s Economic Stimulus by contraction!

It can be even worse than death...

The biggest problem is that Trump’s cabinet, collectively, isn’t as smart as Nixon alone. As it is, they just barely meet him in their contempt for humanity.

Someone at the lab stands to make a lot of money. Hopefully the family will actually get some of the money and not be extorted indefinitely.

Interesting that she skipped Nixon, because she really sounds like his kind of gal.

The foul discrepancy can also be explained by this year’s Duke team being horrible on defense, with only their 2 seniors even average defenders. The McDonald’s All-American squads Coach K has assembled are really just young (unpaid) mercenaries who have only worked on their offensive games to this point. With the…

Upstairs housemate.

“And I have proof right here in my hat, Moroni’s.”

That’s a clown comment, comrade.