Because a bully telling a joke about the kid he is beating up isn’t very funny. The funny people are the ones who tell jokes to stop getting beat up by the bully.

There really does need to be a Peter Norman Society that can help athletes like Megan better articulate the nature of their support. There is a lot of potential to effect change if the energy is focused and coordinated.

That screenshot appears to show one of those cutesy little wrist tattoos chicks get to cover up the tiny scar from her drama queen “suicide” attempt. How much of a stereotype is she?

In that article, Sean McManus doggedly defends Simms even though public opinion is so strongly against him.

Two reasons to Do the Right Thing: 1) It’s the right thing; 2) Others can be inspired to do right things.

Shit. I had that exact experience with my friend’s iBook thingy about that same time. I was certainly stoned out of my mind too, but that never stopped me from doing anything technical before.

Had mine at the top for over 20 years now. Then again, I’ve never had the need for someone else to use my machine. Now it helps me know that I’m looking at my own desktop.

At least Kaepernick’s mom is still talking to him.

The almost comeback against Carolina in last year’s playoff was the worst thing to happen to Russell Wilson. This guy already has a massive messiah complex (he’s marketing water he walks on!), and coming up one score short lets him think it was just someone else who didn’t “give himself to Christ enough”. Smug dicks…

I didn’t see the game or the pitch that resulted in the ejection, but I can see that it’s Mike Winters, so I can be confident it was a bad call.

Really. This is 2016. We don’t call them “leeches” anymore. They’re called “Kardashians".

I think you unwittingly stated why Dak is a good replacement for Romo:

Took me a while, then .... WHAM!

Bucky Dented

Do you live in a mandatory car insurance state? Does it seem likely that your neighbor is paying >1k per month on car insurance for all of those cars? Maybe peek at the tabs, too. Good chance he’s breaking a few laws. Chiselers typically don’t care about legality, just frugality.

It may seem silly to fight over shoes in baseball, but this is the A’s.

Frosted Strawberry or get the fudge out.

If they can’t steal medals with a state-sponsored doping scheme, they’ll just pay off the judges. Time for them to get the South Africa treatment, and be banned from all international athletic competitions until a complete change in government happens.

Yeah, the springboard launched him well forward instead of up, so his momentum was completely off. Hard to do the twists and flips with the body on a totally different axis.

This is awesome! Of course, it is also how I arrange things. Please tell me that you got your white elephant from a White Elephant Gift Exchange too.