I'm pretty shocked Jezebel hasn't really done anything on the waifu thing

"Polyvinyl Chloride" doesn't sound very green

Pool play! Oh wait, that's the regular season.

It looks like the 0 awareness linemen from Breaking Madden

Uh... everyone?

Yes

Disappointed that you didn't mention Mike Pettine being in "The Season" on ESPN back in like 1999

Good god he's like a tiny right handed Griffey with that swing

It's irrelevant anyways, Komen exists to market with companies like the NFL.

Add in the whole, "China hates DK and won't scrim with them thing so this is possibly because of that" thing

Java, breh

No SCARRRRR?

The one in the left of that pic is just like "I WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Go home Mitch, you're drunk

For the record, I'm pretty certain there are 6 downs in a yard.