HAIL SATAN

i got extremely bored at a real players NFL game, i cant imagine the absolute sickos that would pay money to watch a preseason game between two horrific teams

LA is where most porn is produced in the world, so maybe a name to reflect that? like the fluffers or the woodsmen?

too bad wentz sucks and they’ll forever be stuck at the bubble and or wildcard loss

can some of you come to my birthday party? free cake and punch for everyone!!

super typical of philly to rely on this bush league bullshit

i don’t think this guy has any idea what he signed up for. Prisons are banned from doing this to their worst inmates because its cruel and basically torture to do it for even a day, much less 30

PRAY RETURN TO THE WAKING SANDS

coward own your bad takes

We dont talk nearly enough about the consequences of just playing any sport at all on what it does to a developing body and beyond. I played up to AAA as a LHP in the cubs organization, before tearing my rotator cuff in my pitching arm and being cut because my fastball went from 94+ to 87.

khabib did nothing wrong

watch the world cup they said

lebron james is a jerk that beat my team again :(

has there been any work put into figuring out weegie’s erect size from the projections? i wanna know what that hog is capable of

shrews are kinda like this! their metabolism is crazy high and if they stop moving they might die

i fucking love mitski

im at a loss

It truly is as good as this post

well you would have to think about playing him if you did that...and yieks

This article made me cry but the initial joke made me laugh out loud. I love morbid humor.