My 2 year old has started asking for Shovel Knight... it started one night when she decided she didn’t want to sleep, just sit in my lap. I booted up the game and read her the what people were saying (in their voices, of course) and now she asks for Shovel Knight almost nightly.

Good call going with Diamond is Unbreakable... it’s got a much more solid story than Starlight Crusaders, which ended up being a lot of monster of the week episodes (with an amazing payoff).

So, he goes straight from 2 to 4, eh? Not sure if I should trust this guy with numbers...

He explained that canned air now contains a bittering agent that makes it taste awful, which cause his brother to throw up a couple times and drool like a mastiff.

You’ve got me... what does that do? Make it taste bad? Kill him?

Is that even a question?

Another commenter said their 3DS cartridges no longer worked after going through their toddler...

People would come up with a synthetic treatment for the cartridges but purists would say it’s not the same.

Aaaand?? Did they work after?

The game that comes out is more polished and just better. I like this theory.

This is a pressing issue that only you can answer, Mr. Fahey!

But how well will the cartridges run after going through the entire digestive system?

Here’s to hoping it passes... I’ve done unauthorized console surgery before, and it would be nice if there were some more resources and parts available when they’re needed.

How has it compared to other open world games? Say, the Witcher 3?

I’ve never thrown a controller... probably because, no matter how infuriating or frustrating a game can be, there’s that part in the back of my mind that says, “You’re going to break it and have to spend more money to get a new one when you could have used that money on a game or a date or movie or a million other…

“Raise my own child? Like a peasant?” ;)

What the crap is a night nurse?

So, when an I expect to see a tool-assisted run?

What’s interesting is that I’ve read that Tom Cruise’s run is really efficient and has excellent form.