I was roofied once and I’m pretty sure at some point I made out with the dude who roofied me. I had half a drink and then everything else is a blur until I woke up half naked in this asshole’s bed. I was like - uh, where am I and who the hell are you? I thought it was an embarrassing slutty night until I realized…

The CCTV tapes show clearly that the alleged victim was seen kissing at the bar with the employee and was seen entering the bathroom of her own free will. It shows a 90 percent chance it was consensual behavior.

Here’s my useless opinion. There is a LOT of information to sort through here. I sincerely hope that the investigation is thorough, and that fair and proper justice is doled out based on its findings. Having said all that. You hear stories like this and whether or not this woman was raped or not, it doesn’t change the…

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

Gummo. yes. weird disturbing and fucked up. wonderful.

I was working in a video store when this came out and remember several uncomfortable conversations with parents who had rented it for their children after being told it was about skateboarding. We finally had to start warning parents after enough threw fits in the store. That lead to some rather amusing interactions…

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

There are easier ways to get out of paying your bar tab, jeez.

To be fair if I’m witness to someone taking their own life and there is alcohol available, there is a very good chance I will drink enough to educe a Gob Bluth style forget me now.

Right there with you. He played the long game and look what’s happened in the last two weeks. He’s ending his race with a sprinter’s kick.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Trump only runs for president long enough to build ratings for the Celebrity Apprentice summer show, and then he bows out. He isn’t about to spend a dime of his own money on his bid, because he knows he doesn’t have a chance. He’s a carnival barker.

What’s really mind-blowing is the phylum Echinodermata—starfish, etc. They are bilateral as embryos, but at some point a five pointed structure appears on the right side. Then the animal reorganizes itself so that the right side is noe the top, the left is now the bottom, and it develops a pentagonal radial adult form.

To me one of those most amazing things about evolution is the complete bilateral nature of humans’ form and yet the interior of our torsos is so utterly without bilaterality. The heart is on one side so the lungs don’t match. Stomach to one side, ditto with the liver, and how the intestines coil one way and not the…

“Nothing looked exactly like you 555 million years ago”

“These creatures sported an amazing innovation – a differentiated mouth and anus.”

I guess before that, life was only bilateral-curious.

I was in Alaska during the winter for work one time and I had just gotten a beer after a long day. I had barely touched that beer and started feeling really sick, went into the restroom and just started projectile vomiting blood. It was soooo much blood. I freaked out, went to the hospital and they said I had a…

are those old-timey condom wrappers?

I can beat this...my mother insists on leaving the lights on for my cat...who happens to have no eyes (he lost both eyes to infection as a feral kitten.) If I try to exit without turning on the lights, I get yelled at. It makes HER feel better, so...