I was roofied once and I’m pretty sure at some point I made out with the dude who roofied me. I had half a drink and then everything else is a blur until I woke up half naked in this asshole’s bed. I was like - uh, where am I and who the hell are you? I thought it was an embarrassing slutty night until I realized…

The CCTV tapes show clearly that the alleged victim was seen kissing at the bar with the employee and was seen entering the bathroom of her own free will. It shows a 90 percent chance it was consensual behavior.

Here’s my useless opinion. There is a LOT of information to sort through here. I sincerely hope that the investigation is thorough, and that fair and proper justice is doled out based on its findings. Having said all that. You hear stories like this and whether or not this woman was raped or not, it doesn’t change the…

Gummo. yes. weird disturbing and fucked up. wonderful.

I was working in a video store when this came out and remember several uncomfortable conversations with parents who had rented it for their children after being told it was about skateboarding. We finally had to start warning parents after enough threw fits in the store. That lead to some rather amusing interactions…

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

There are easier ways to get out of paying your bar tab, jeez.

To be fair if I’m witness to someone taking their own life and there is alcohol available, there is a very good chance I will drink enough to educe a Gob Bluth style forget me now.

Yep, Juli the clerk isn’t having her religious freedom restricted. No one is asking her to have a gay marriage. All she has to do is issue the licenses to other people and obey the US law. Isn’t this all covered under that “render unto Caesar” rationale? Do your goddamn job, Juli - fire up that printer and get to it!

100x this. When I heard Bobby Jindals asinine response that only his chosen diety can define marriage I was like, ok great! So marriage means the same thing to you today than it did yesterday because your god didn't redefine it. Did you just prove the point that opposing marriage equality is really based in being a…

No one can compare with President Obama in terms of the speech he gave today. Nearing the end of his presidency, with zero fucks left to give, Obama was Obama. And that was a fine fine thing indeed. I love our president.

That bottom row tho

Obama was amazing, no president or presidential candidate in my 57 years could have done as superb a job as he did.

Imagine, say, any other president or presidential candidate in this country’s history at that church, that funeral, today.

There...um...doesn’t seem to be a lot of genetic diversity in that group...

Right there with you. He played the long game and look what’s happened in the last two weeks. He’s ending his race with a sprinter’s kick.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Trump only runs for president long enough to build ratings for the Celebrity Apprentice summer show, and then he bows out. He isn’t about to spend a dime of his own money on his bid, because he knows he doesn’t have a chance. He’s a carnival barker.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but you also don’t represent a major sports journalism outlet when you espouse that opinion. For him to denigrate all of women’s sports, as a sports journalist, is pretty amateurish.

Or take out all the guesswork and just keep it in the fridge and use a cheese grater when it's time to spread on toast. One less thing to keep track of.