Helen, your neighbor's ex-wife is a fucking whore. It's why she's his EX-wife. She is scamming you.

It's fucking vodka, man!

I do my best to remember the concept of "inconvenience" when I get caught in bumper to bumper traffic on I95 north of the city, to tell myself..."someone could have just lost their life, and I have only lost 10 minutes of mine" and even then, it's not "lost" at all, I just need to be positive and think of groceries I…

That honey, was what we refer to as "a damned fool".

Had to change the image. Gif didn't appear to be working. But Willy rolls with white folk, so it still works. Lol.

Lol! You so Crazay!

This is what I imagine swingers parties in Hoboken to look like.

I've walked into my bathroom and left a 1 ft python. If by python, you mean turd.

His 45-0 record is proof that, as a professional boxer, he has never been punched in the head? Like, never. Mmmkay!

No honey, just crude. It extends beyond the writing.

I independently, and without seeing your comment, told him the same exact thing! Lol,

"You let me in and I left you something"

I'm a tasteless, insensitive , small-minded....wait what was your point? Oh yeah, better to gamble with the lives of unwanted fetuses, in the off-chance they beat the odds and become good citizens. Nope-ity, nope, nope...I'm concerned about the ones that are already born into bad scenarios, they need sympathy. I'm…

I'm not doubting the relief...but it doesn't mean relief can't coexist with other emotions. Or that one can't experience conflicting emotions. Your taking this too far by thinking I am talking about TAS or anything akin to it. I know how and why it's used. I was taking issue with the comparison to medical/dental…

You're painting with broad strokes, and it is that which I took issue with. Here is my point: if you have to take a day off for an abortion or root-canal, which are you going to tell your colleagues, parents, etc. about. There is a stigma attached to abortion (regardless of a woman's relief) that prevents many (most?)…

Are you kidding? This is a cause for celebration...another child of a violent moron hasn't entered the gene pool!

Brain damage can dramatically alter a person's cognitive abilities, emotional state, and "filters" that were previously well-situated. Still no excuse; motherfucker is rich enough to get treatment.

Be sure to order a mimosa!

Societal expectation / guilt / blame does not generally extend to ones ass-growths and tooth-roots. You have got to be fucking kidding me with that comparison.