Gotta commend Chelsea on consistency of tone. The “gr8" in the last one really took me back to 2004, like something out of a T9-inspired text message... Simultaneously nauseating and charming.

Not even... Now?

“Here’s What Happens When Good-Looking People Do Stuff,” only slightly more entertaining than when “Alive People Do Things” or “Humans Unavoidably Take Up Space.”

Poor Kourtney looks like a wax figure in front of the camera.

“He knows when tough measures must be taken.”

John Mayer looks stupid in hats. Happy B-day!

Half of the fun of reading any Donald Trump post on this blog is seeing what the author refers to him as in the lede.

My friend went on a date with Vin Diesel. He forced her to listen to him read aloud an 8-page e-mail shortly before insisting she take a bubble bath in the tub located at the center of his bedroom.

It’s as if Hollywood defines an important narrative about black people only as it exists in some sort of analogous with a story of white people in power. Regardless of whether it’s a brutal slave master (Django), or a well disposed, affluent white woman (Blind Side), it seems like white people must play a significant…

Haha Nick Carter’s shameless excuse for posting a selfie reminds me of every person I’ve ever unfollowed on Instagram.

Donald Trump has literally turned this race into his own reality TV show. Anything goes as long as it’s entertaining.

Being a woman and being a black woman are two completely different lived experiences.

Anybody 96-ed?

Sigh. When will men understand that women don’t intrinsically love giving blow jobs?

Really great information here.

And the bites??? Does he like all the bites???

While we may not know who the Father of the Constitution was, many should now be able to recall Judge Judy’s legal name, which is at least points in Trivial Pursuit.