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Ah yes, I loved a bunch of brown dudes fighting another bunch of brown dudes inside a smoke-filled brown canyon.

Ehhh, I wouldn’t call it perfect.

I was kinda frustrated by the very vague open-ended finale when the show was clearly laying out various rules and plot threads regarding the overall “mystery” of the time loop, so I am actually very much looking forward to seeing the second season elaborate on the story.

Yeah, but who gives a shit about box office when Logan alone is easily far better film than anything the MCU have ever put out?

You sound like one of those people who thought Endgame deserved to be nominated for a handful of Oscars just because of ‘m-muh epic culmination of 23 movies’.

Am I getting too jaded or is this show basically just Legion for people who unironically call Winter Soldier a political thriller?

So far we’ve had three episodes consisting almost entirely of straight spoofs of decade old sitcoms, and now the big ‘mystery reveal’ episode felt mostly like twenty minutes of…

Either the hedge funds eat this and smile, systemic changes are made, or the SEC shuts down retail investors and carries on letting hedge funds gamble.

Only for the plebs, hedge fund managers can carry on as normal.

Yeah, but that was one obscure episode thirty five years ago, and the idea of a single Q-like entity having already retroactively reality-warped a whole civilization out of existence was pretty interesting as a standalone story.

If Kevin came back in Discovery and decided to simultaneously wipe out all the Vulkans, it…

People will get salty and start coming up with contrived counter-examples, but Tom Holland pretty much gets everything handled to him on a silver platter and suffers almost no personal adversity in the MCU films aside from his pretend-dad dying at the end of Endgame - at which point it frankly gets a little bit silly…

Oh fuck me Laserface, you really gonna be this much of a bitch to directly call me out only to then dismiss my reply like I wouldn’t keep an eye out for it by this point?

It takes approx. 30 seconds to check and then bypass it, why even bother being like this.

Three months ago I called you out on wandering into every SP thread to endlessly bitch and moan about a show you clearly haven’t seen in years and have a massive chip on your shoulder over. I’m really glad to see you’re still incredibly butthurt over that. ;)

And stalking? Coming from you? Bitch please. Be honest,…

That seems like conflating ‘existence’ with ‘effectiveness’ of cancel culture.

The fact that a bunch of loser keyboard warriors on Twitter can’t effectively bully some well-connected millionaire Hollywood celebrity who doesn’t necessarily need to work another day in their life, does not preclude them from trying and…

A somewhat cynical person might see it as a very easy opportunity for three extremely obscure bands, nominated for a category no one has ever heard of, to instantly make their name show up on the front page of every pop culture site on the internet.

Of course if there’s one thing the entertainment industry is known…

Oh no, it may have taken a solid half decade, but did I finally give Laserface his first receipt to follow me around with? 😂

Boy I can’t wait to have that trotted out against me just because I don’t sit and bitch about Zack Snyder in every single tangentially related thread.🙃

Nah, I don’t think that.

Yes, yes, I used the big no-no word that the other internet meanies sometimes use. You are very astute, well done.

Grammys are generally a joke and have their own share of genuinely racist controversies, but should they really be obliged to have the one token diversity nomination in every single category?

This strikes me as three artists no one has ever heard of, nominated for a category nobody gives a shit about, trying to…

Harsh, but I feel ya.

Whenever some old school comedian would grumble about Twitter woke culture, modern state of comedy, etc. etc., people would constantly bring up Heckin Flawless Wholesome Golden Boy Scout John Mulaney And His Completely Inoffensive Act as this great counter-example of the new future of comedy -…

Truly talented comedians will use SNL as a stepping stone for their big Hollywood careers, but for many mediocre comedians getting on SNL + subsequent paychecks doing the odd generic SNL-esque comedy film counts as them having already made it.

Thus you end up with this weird dichotomy where almost every great US…

Yeah, a near enough complete shutdown of music/nightlife/hospitality for almost a year now with no foreseeable way to spin it back up any time soon is totally a boomer-tier complaint because AKSHUALLY we’ll still probably have some form of “”“music””” in the future.

Eric Clapton is a dickhead pushing this for…