Pare down? Did you not just read the article!? I added a screengrab from someone on Instagram who I’m going to assume is the reincarnate of Confucius.

Also, it’s not hoarding, it’s “outdoor collecting.”

It’s about a... wait for it... car.

For anyone wondering: Yes, I listened to Dragula on repeat for the duration of researching and writing this

Do it babay
Do it babay

Just looked it up. It’s just on the outskirts of Houston.

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

We have here the crossing of 3 things

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

As a certified extremely nearsighted person, I took off my glasses and rolled to the end of my office to see if being blind would really improve the looks of the buck-toothed grille. Instead of doing so, it actually smoothed it out into what appeared to be the impression of two buttcheeks in a soft sofa. This made it…

I’m of the opinion we hit our peak about 20-25 years ago as far as the sweet spot between tech, reliability, driver engagement, and safety are concerned. Older cars (think pre-90's) were not nearly as safe or reliable, and it seems newer cars (and this is strictly my opinion) try to “outsmart” their drivers and keep…

I think you could accomplish that with a hard right tern.

Guy dropped his phone under the bed and got inspired. “If it holds up a mattress, it must be able to keep a car together!”

How has no one pointed out the incredibly off-center hood scoop(?) thing?!

This car is about 6 to 8 inches wider than your average car which makes it very easy to handle around the terns.

There is a similar superstition for skiing and snowboarding. It’s always, “two more runs, skip the last one”.

BMW E30

Poly Bushings.

Two sentences on *what* FCA agreed to be guilty of, instead of just a link, would have lifted this article tremendously. 

Pedo

So according to the video, he say the cops drew guns on him after he got to shore 2.5-3 hours later... seems a bit overkill... you almost kill yourself and then a cop threatens to shoot you... WTF