I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

This commercial lacked a lot of emissions cheating diesel vehicles from the same company. 

gonna look fully sick on my civic!

“....but I DD a 996 right now, so take that for what it’s worth.”

Yukon Spin Me Right Round, Baby Right Round...Like A Record, Baby

This is cool, but seems kind of unnecessary and pointless.

I briefly owned a 1991 Saab 900 back in the early 2000's. It had been sitting for a few years. I was in a tight spot and needed a car and traded for it.

Absoltuely the weirdest car I ever worked on. Engine is mounted 180 degrees the wrong way. Accessories all jammed between the firewall and the block. Somehow despite…

We have gone over six months without Blake Z. Rong content, and that is outrageous.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

HI, you must be new. There are plenty of articles about new, pretty, shiny cars, SUVs, and trucks that should satiate your thirst for “Peak petrol car”.

Perhaps you miss the point. It’s not about how cheap can he buy a car, this isn’t some old Top Gear challenge.

Because sometimes I like to listen to things. You know, consensually.

This is true automotive journalism. Thanks for sharing your sketchy, unsafe, and arduous wrenching adventures with us once again, David!

I can get my Triumph Spitfire up to 30 - Then again, if I want to do a 180, I can also just reach my hand over the door, grab the pavement and let the car pivot around my arm.

Could have been the whispering winds of shit, or that the UAW was trying to climb up a greasy shit rope. The UAW is a shit apple that didn’t fall far from the shit tree and the old shitliner is coming to port and the authorities will be there to tie her up.

It was probably that fuckin’ Samsquanch

Bubbles said it best.

Patrick, thanks for not banning Mergio or I back in the day.

”chief technical compliance officer Mark Chernoby“

See...this shit RIGHT HERE....where are you gonna mount that on Cybertruck.  NO WHERE.