I’ve still got my first car, but I’ve only had it since 2006. My grandfather bought it new for my grandmother in 1964 and parked it around 1980 until I decided to fix it back up and I’ve been cruising it ever since. Not even remotely as long as the guy this Mr. Pitman, but if he can keep his going that long, I hope I…

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

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Uber Rides was a little taxi firm down in Texas

There are orders of magnitude more pedestrians in NYC than cyclists, so comparing raw numbers is meaningless.

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Two things:

Repeat after me, ‘ow my back’ ‘ my neck is stiff’ 

The Q50 = G37 sedan

All the Toyota master techs gonna finally get some book hours

“Smart.”

The CO monitor on the dash is a new level. Smart, yet still troubling.

I like to cover the whole spectrum.

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

It also makes the world seem like an awful place when you get to hear about every single bad event on the planet. The good news really doesn’t make the news, because you don’t get clicks.

I learned a looooong time ago that comparing yourself relentlessly to others is a recipe for depression, anxiety, and being “that jerk” who always feels a need to one-up someone.

Hah, I already mend-milded with The Doug and posted the correct answer.