Beat me to it.

Darwin will not be denied; even in gated communities.

Who peed on your rug, Dude?

I bought my dream car, a 1998 Mustang GT in bright atlantic blue, in 2010 and had it shipped to Europe. Since then it has become my wedding car, holiday car and my daughter’s favorite.

Pretty sure my forever car is my first car. One that seems to get very little love on this site. Yes I have a PT Cruiser, and I enjoy it. I don’t daily drive her anymore but i have owned it for 11 years at this point. She’s not fast, nor is she in perfect condition currently. She has a little personality to her, and…

Ahem...

Are we nominating attractive BMWs? E9s, please

Some years ago on a road trip with my then-girlfriend I played music on car’s stereo from my phone via aux cable. When, for some reason, I decided it was enough music I disconnected the phone. When I did that radio kicked in for a moment before I turned it off. My girlfriend couldn’t understand how come there still…

My first car was a really shitty v6 Gram Am, and out of nowhere the engine started sounding insanely loud and thunderous when you drove it. But from outside the car it seemed fine. After about a year we learned that one of the engine mounts was bad and the engine was actually touching the frame/engine bay which caused…

That I find the ride in my low cars comfortable, that I don’t mind slowly driving into and out of driveways like I’m carrying a homemade nuclear bomb, and that “no, honey, my car needs Royal Purple ever 3,000 miles/4 months but yours should be fine with conventional oil, no-name oil, cooking oil, tobacco spit, etc.”

Not sure if that’s a lie to my spouse or to myself.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Our 2007 Explorer, also with a tow rating that said No Problemo, said Fuck You...while towing our travel trailer in the rain on a busy two lane highway. It wrote it out in transmission fluid.

Might I suggest getting a modern vehicle. I’m sure FCA would happily finance you over 96 months for one of its new, somewhat less-unreliable products: https://jalopnik.com/theres-more-people-taking-out-96-month-auto-loans-now-1825857334

I’ll be the first person to admit that when Obama raised admissions and CAFE standards and targets, I just knew in my heart we were back on the road to lethargic and pitifully powered automobiles.

Can we talk for a moment about the merits in dividing a sample of 232 vehicles into 8 groups and then reporting percentages of each group that fail a test that is probably not particularly repeatable for marginal examples?

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

No they’re giving it to David Tracy.

But when do they install the cop motor?