Just make sure you have vehicle damage set to “visual only.”

Meh, just go super fast into corners, side bump into the car in front of you when he is taking the corner to slow you down and gun it when you are straight.

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

The West Palm engines are high-performance ones, made for police cars

I bet if those folks had manual transmissions, much day-dreaming accidents would disappear.

No inspections in Iowa.

You almost never see cars this bad in places like Des Moines or Cedar Rapids; but in the rural areas, this would be some farm kid’s high school driver.

I love stories like this where you guys are asked or threatened by lawyers to not publish something, and not only do you go ahead and do it but publish another article about how they tried to stop you. These types of stories should be filed under the tag “Pity the fool”.

If China would import more American cars instead of imposing huge tariffs on them, this never would have happened.

“You can’t negotiate turns. You can’t signal properly. You can’t maintain speed. You can’t parallel park. Hell, you can’t drive, honey. Shit, I can’t swim, I know I can’t. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!”

“Man, when this is over I’m gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS!”

I hate this movie because it reminds me of how every time I drive my Volvo to Beverly Hills they tow the shit!

This isn’t my favorite movie but I don’t know how anyone hates it. The only flaw of the movie is that it’s altogether so silly. But that doesn’t even have to be considered a flaw from the right vantage point.

I’m from Pittsburgh and we have a few similar roads, here. I’ve never heard of anyone having difficulty getting up them in the rain.

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Buy magic trees, roll down her window and let her smoke.

I'd pork her.