Edit: Didn’t realize this was the return of Rusty!

This is damn near identical to this:

I feel a bit dirty watching this...

Exact same situation, except replace “shit the motor” with stolen... I then bought a 2012 Subaru Legacy from my grandmother at a good price... It’s been 3 months and I am so ready to get rid of it.

On a scale of 1 - batshit, how difficult is it to change blinker fluid?

Texas! My Grandfather used to buy cars down here for years, and I finally see why after buying up a beat up, but 100% rust free E30. She needs some help, but the lack of rust repairs are a blessing.

LIFT FOR NOTHING

As someone who has inherited their grandmothers 2012 Legacy... I approve this message. At least you can turn traction control off and rip some wicked donuts in the snow... or grass...

Crack pipe, fake Prada store to go with the fake NSX

wut?

Please escort yourself back to Jezebel.

Can you provide a link to the kickstarter campaign? I’d like to donate please.

I inherited a 2012 2.5l legacy from my grandmother a few months ago, all the bells and whistles Subaru has to offer, but I admit it will put you to sleep. The sound system is decent (or excellent by Subaru standards), and even with cruise control at 85 it will do 31mpg. The CVT trans is a real slug though, it may help…

Take my money adventure van!

Will this van come with a hack saw? I can’t imagine how else you would get your legs behind the second row...

Hahaha, I too lost it at this paragraph!

I cringe every single time... this blows my mind! I believe it is his enormous pair of testicles that keeps the car steady through that set of turns.

As an avid bike rider in the city of Philadelphia... I can attest to number 3! Sorry in advance if you see me out there!

My Coquette ALWAYS gets mistaken for a Corvette...

and your immaturity is proven via your petty slew of insults. nicely done.