I'd imagine this is how a Game of Thrones video game would look for the N64.

Did they really think they would need to write "(virtual)" after each mention of "marriage"? Would we get confused if they didn't? LOL.

Sweat guy was too OP.

I expect a full written review.

To be fair it happened in FF7 too. It was just more...blocky. Good ol' early polygon models. So bad.

As someone who fixes phones for a living, I can tell you that the big iPhone trick most people don't know? The soft reset. Hold Home and Power/Button for about 10 seconds and your phone will simulate a battery removal and restart itself. This can fix a myriad of lockup/freezing issues.

If it exists, it'll get recreated in Minecraft—and Titanfall is no exception.

But, would you say they are "normal" compared to others? I have a coworker that is like Sheldon, I don't think "Hey he's normal" I think "I wonder how many dead transients he has buried in his backyard?"

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Good writeup on a subject most people never think about. Ive worked in Government here in Florida for quite awhile, I remember one time I visited a Cuban family to take their information, they were already citizens by virtue of the the Cold War era laws about Cuba, they had dry feet, they got a citizenship…

I know this is a joke, but that would make an awesome AR game for ios and android.

Goat simulator is the best simulator and its physics are terribly broken. Go figure.

Ahh yes, video games. The only thing people go to when they want to experience Real Life physics.

I'm with everyone else who's responded here. As we are already in TMI-Land, I'm not really bothered about saying that, while I am a bit above average in the length department, I am just a little bit overqualified in the thickness department. As a result, I have found that most condoms are incredibly uncomfortable, and…

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Full Translation:

A couple of my roommates in college, were waiting for the elevator when they saw the vending machine guy remove the old condoms. They asked if they could have them. The guy goes "I wouldn't use em" "yeah we're not using them for that".

Well if someone gave me a jar of Nutella and a bottle of coke I'd probably react the same way.

I feel like the next obvious step is a movie about a college student trying to make it big by winning a breakhumbling tournament.