My high school lot was pretty divided but pretty cool. My town was sorta split half was rural and the other half was built up around a lake and had a lot more money. The rural kids mostly drove lifted trucks with no mufflers. But the lake kids drove some pretty cool cars. One kid who’s dad owns not one but two lambos G…

Mass Circle Jerks, got it

everybody is so goddamn butthurt

“ the man who campaigned on a platform of racist economic nationalism.”

Darwin awards are quite prestigious in some quarters.

You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

“Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Enzo?”

This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.

BUT NOT TODAY

Imagine an alternate universe were Ferraris are actually called DeMuros. And Enzo Ferrari is some random dude who crushed a PT Hummer with a Cruiser H1.

This is why senior week sucks

Doug? Where the hell is Doug! #DougCar

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

And you realized Maine is some straight up gangster shit?

I mean, it’s an Echo, so it was barely transportation to begin with.

And yet he never got offered the Top Gear gig!

1. It is not a race car.