I came here to post the exact same thing. I used to fly Continental regularly and it was a pleasure. Was it the best airline? far from it, but it was clean, efficient, friendly, and reliable. The new United is the exact opposite, unclean, unefficent, unfriendly, and unreliable. Just FUCKING terrible. We need a…

This car clearly marked the beginning of The End.

You're damn right.

And getting everyone to change their perspective of the product just might be the mysterious "Step 2" before Profit.

The only I've driven is the Cruze, test drove one as a baseline against the Jetta that I bought.

I agree wholeheartedly. I have a late model Chevy Malibu at work, and it's an asthmatic pig with tons of body roll/flex and poor fit and finish inside the cabin. The gearshift even has a piece of sharp metal foil sticking out that someone missed in the "quality check."

I had a Cruze last week as a rental. I've had far worse rental cars, and I wasn't embarrassed to be seen in it, but it was as fun to drive as a cardboard box.

Shoehorn the Ecotec II LNF engine from the last gen Cobalt SS into a Cruze.

Agreed. I had a Chevy Aveo as a rental once. It was the only car I've driven that actually made me mad while driving it. What a piece. The fact that it was bright yellow with a spoiler didnt help. I rode in a Cruz a few weeks ago. Nice car. I like what they've done with the interior.

Those are magazines.

Off topic, but:

could have been worse it could have been Judge Judy

Of course he is! They don't let you put Dr in front of your name and get on TV if you're not.

exactly, plus having it plugged in isn't going to stop it from flying around during an accident. I hate idiotic comments. I'm guilting of them too, just saying.

Well someone got disciplined.

Ah yes, just what in god’s name is this thing? Well, the history is sketchy but supposedly the Titan was a car designed by George Barris- he of the Batmobile, and Hey, Hey We’re The Monkees car fame, among many others.

I just wanna point out that your post was made at 11:53 AM and at 5:47 AM I still can't see the pic.

Model T. Virtually no weather protection. 2 speeds. 22hp. Practically no brakes. No power steering or climate control. 20mpg @ 30mph. Extremely complicated to even operate.

Personally, I dig the Lingenfelter Trans Ams more than the "Bandit Style" conversion.

Completely agree. I rarely come to Jalopnik anymore because of the constant "asshat" comments and "lets all hate rich people" mentality.

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