And update...apparently one these asshole judges decided to get petty today and say ‘fuck the law and whatever’

Newly legal adult? On top of everything else that you’ll be undertaking in your freshman year, here’s a huge favor that you could do for the rest of us Jezzies - VOTE in the 2018 elections! Register now and let them know that you’ll be away at school in November, but VOTE! And make every one of your roommates vote and…

So you & he are going to the University of Pennsylvania (in Philadelphia) and his potential “relationship” girl is going to Penn State? Trust me, that is one potential relationship that is not happening. It’s a 3 hour drive (assuming that one of the parties involved has a car during their freshman year)! All…

So...she’s a lesser, not-as-important kind of dead?

This stuff doesn’t just write itself you know...

i do want their dicks. i want all their dicks. i want to cut off all their dicks.

...floating in a jar of formaldehyde.

These random girls...will they be selected with dice? Names in a hat? A Shirley Jackson lottery?

I mean it’s basically the same thing as “72 virgins.” They’re just ISIS with different outfits on.

random girls will want to have sex with you

Here is one.

Here’s what I took away from this: the kids chose to do this as a class. They are being pushed to consider college in addition to any other option, like going into the military, going to career or technical school, or immediately joining the work force. I recognize that a 4 year college education is incredibly…

“My body count? Soon to be 1, after I kill you for being such a douchebag.”

Oh wow! That's crazy! Do you remember any specific crazy stories about her or what everyone thought really went down ?

I honestly thought this was something that happened in my dream last night.

Ugh, I’m not a ring person and I’m trying to figure out what kind of ring to get and it’s making me crazy. I just read some articles about horrific finger injuries involving titanium or platinum rings so that doesn’t help matters.

Seriously, like all of 19th century literature. There's no daylight between Princeton Mom, who encourages women to marry for money, and these young women. Though I won't be surprised that they feel like being a "sugar baby" is somehow better than being a "prostitute".

But I'm not looking down on women who want PhDs for the sake of education. I'm looking down on a reality tv show that is reinforcing a negative stereotype about *women.* Notice how they're not looking for men doing PhDs for the purpose of meeting a woman? Yeah, there's a reason for that.

I guess the problem is that she didn't take the hyperbole far enough to be so obviously absurd at first glance. If she'd said "Titanic is three hours and 14 minutes long, which—fun fact—is longer than it took to build the actual ship" or something like that, it might have been clearer.