I went to my second official campus visit (UPenn) yesterday. In the process, I had the terrifying experience of walking around Rutgers by myself for a bit (my uncle, who took me to UPenn, lives in New Brunswick and picked me up from the NJ Transit station so I could spend the night at their house before going to…

(insert eye bleach meme here)

My article about the election was published on my school’s Students Speak column. Also, a list of upcoming marches/protests/other events is posted on that site and I found one I might go to. It’s a summit on reproductive rights.

Why is this a thing?! “The lady will have...” No. Fuck you. I’ll tell them what I’m going to have. The fuck? My parents stopped ordering my food for me as soon I was capable of forming coherent sentences! I swear to God my father and I have a more equal relationship than some couples, and he’s still legally…

LMAO, right? I care about my appearance, but I also care about, you know, eating and paying my bus fares. You were a broke student once too. (And even when I *have* achieved the lofty career I’m studying for, I still won’t spend $93 on a face mask, because that’s stupid.)

LMAO, right? I care about my appearance, but I also care about, you know, eating and paying my bus fares. You were a…

93. Freaking. Dollars. For a face mask. I recently bought a face mask for $4.49.

93. Freaking. Dollars. For a face mask. I recently bought a face mask for $4.49.

Serious question: As a teenage student, do I not go to school? Does that count? It’s not really a job; Imean, I’m technically being provided a service. And if I don’t attend school, I do... what? Are there demonstrations that the strikers are going to? I don’t see how my spending an extra day fucking around on the…

I asked “Santa Claus” for the Samantha doll the year before she was discontinued, but he brought me Josefina instead! It’s been eight years* and I’m still mad!**

Thank you so much for bringing this into my life I’ve been screaming for the last hour 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What exactly is Hotep?

Hi Jezzies! Does anyone have a week’s supply of highly potent drugs that can be easily concealed in a schoolbag? I’m going to need them.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Hopefully I will be you in five years! (or one year for undergrad... still clinging on to that shred of hope, y’know?)

I was watching the Peanuts Valentine’s Day special. I was 12 years old. My primary connection to Whitney Houston prior to that moment was that “The Greatest Love of All” was played at many a family reunion when I was a kid, and a few months before, just a couple weeks before my absolutely terrifying and heartbreaking…

Which dystopian novel is this from?

Great. Now I’m a single, broke, jobless 32-year-old without a college degree or a social life who still lives off of my father’s paycheck. Why, it feels like I was 17 just a month ago... oh wait...

Eating a Subway sandwich and cookies right now. The dryer is shrinking my sweaters, I swear...

Same. I’ve been home sick four times in the four months since the election. I really, REALLY need to get my shit together.

Pre-date sex is a thing?

Kinja, how do I change my username? I don’t have any actual ties to Russia- I made my burner account after my AP European History exam and this is what came to my head- but even this screenname is too much association with our new political overlords who allow men to beat their wives with impunity. As a double…

LOL, yeah, upon reading it over that freakout probably sounded kind of offensive. I didn’t mean to be. What I really meant was, “shit am I going to have to start hearing about my peers getting married in <2 years before I’ve had the chance to gain some perspective, and I’ll sit there regretting not falling headfirst…