Can I just say that I would devour that cupcake?

Oh my Gooooooodness I’m going to throw my TV out the FUCKING WINDOW. Donald Trump is pulling every criticism of Hillary he can think of out of his ass, and I’m waiting for Hillary to go to fuck off but she’s not. So I’m going off for her.

Thanks for the wine, but I’m too young to drink. (I’m just worldly and angry for my age.)

I literally just screamed when I saw this.

Are you kidding me?

Hi Jezzie family! Most of you probably won’t see this because I’m in the greys, but I’d like to join SNS for the first time! 😊

1) 13 (approached on the street while walking home from play rehearsal, terrified he was going to kidnap me). I’ve only been “called” at once or twice- usually they actually talk to me. A few days ago a guy followed me for five blocks in the dark to ask for my number, and when I did the “I’m not legal and my dad…

I already mentioned this somewhere else, but earlier this week I had a Birth of a Nation-induced slavery nightmare. I wonder if slavery nightmares are part of the collective ancestral consciousness of African-Americans, or if it’s just a sign I’ve been absorbing too much horrific shit.

My college advisor said I have a “decent shot” of getting into Columbia based on my GPA and PSAT scores. I’m going to choose to believe him.

(Warning: derailment ahead)

PLEASE PLEASE LET HER SAY THIS.

My dad tried to make me watch the old Roots when it came on during Christmas Eve every year. I could never follow the storyline, mainly because the whole time I was thinking, “Why are you ruining Christmas for me?”

Please tell me you’re making this shit up.

STFU TIM KAINE. SERIOUSLY LET THE ASSHOLE TALK AND THEN TEAR HIM APART. DON’T INTERRUPT. GAH.

Between scary clown sightings and the Cat 4 hurricane moving up the East Coast, I’m fucking done with October and it’s barely even started yet.

Hard to know considering some of the dumber shit I’ve seen on this site that was real.

LOL. Is this real?

I’ve never been assaulted (thankfully) and *I* freak the hell out whenever I’m walking around in the dark by myself. I used to be terrified of being out of the house by myself at all, but I thought it was just because I was a little girl then and I would become less anxious as I got older. Fast forward four years, and…

I listen to Meghan Trainor’s music ironically on occassion, but I feel like I’m the only one of her target demographic (late millenial/early Gen Z women/girls) who actually finds her message irritating. Well, not her message, but the way she presents it. It’s great to be body positive (All About That Bass), have…

Reading these makes me equal parts excited and terrified. Sloppy drunks, twisted creeps and shameless horndogs, all just 23 months away... *has panic attack*