He should have just complied.

The lack of hair.

Beat me to it. Taking me back to the days of Murilee Martin.

Back in the day, this would have been a FIERY DEATH recall article here on Jalopnik. Oh the times they are a changin’.

My friends and I were totally sharing this around:

This is the only correct answer. Especially since it inspired this:

“That crazy dancing making my penis soft!”

Sombra may not be my favorite Overwatch character, but damn, Carolina Ravassa is just delightful. I love her infectious enthusiasm, and her YouTube videos with the other Overwatch voice actors are great.

That’s weird. When I lived with my girlfriend, her craving during that time of month was yelling at me.

Looks like someone has found a better picture of the track:

You play a Slazenger 1, don’t you Mr. Trump? This is a Slazenger 7.

High time one got burnt by a Christian.

That’s gotta Sting.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

They worship gas station food.

“I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek…

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat