I keep thinking the train is going to run into the menorah, but then, I'm probably watching too much Metro North derailment coverage.

He ignores this part.

It has a widow's peak!

8, 8 kilowatt hours, ah ah ah . . .

I've got a fang.

The Model S has a vampire problem? The Belmonts are here to help.

...vampy...

I'm sorry but when I hear "Volvo Polestar", I automatically think "Swedish stripper".

Well, you know Burneko is acting like this whole post never existed.

My little car-lot has owned dozen's (hundreds maybe) of Camry's, all comon generations and most displacements covered. What would make me buy a Camry? Nothing could. The Camry is a relatively reliable but completely dispassionate way to commute but the untold truth is that they are expensive to maintain because the…

Neutral:

First of fucking all.

2003-2005 Kia Rio. Some say it's a subcompact wagon, and I tend to agree.

"Limited" = Limits your ability to have fun...

LOL!

You mean 'Unlimited'. GM won't stop building it.

Nissan Cube.