As has already been pointed out, the era of buying any sort of running-and-driving car for less than $1000 is pretty much over. When you narrow that down further and try to find an enthusiast's car for under a grand you are left with basically nothing.

Your underwear is showing.

Think pickup trucks are bad? Look at SUVs.

Sportwagons Approved! Bring it here, Subaru ... to my house.

Impossibly cool? No.

Mercedes Dolomite Brown. Because brown AMG wagon.

Lime Rock Green on the new Corvette. It is, as the kids say, the sex.

I'm a sucker for a good blue, and there isn't a better one than Subaru World Rally Blue Pearl. Bonus points for attainability.

19.

New Jersey? Asian? Female? Mini?

Is that for aiming at small thermal exhaust ports. ?

For cosplaying motorcycle enthusiasts:

The Chevy SS- by Polyphony Digital

Neutral:

We're all from other countries. We brought the family penis with us.

Because it is The Sexy.

I'm glad that if nothing else, the families of the two individuals will have closure. Imagine waiting two years to recover the remains of your lost loved ones and complete the burial and healing process.