Well, there was at first; the first iteration of this article implied that Kaepernick was involved in a potential sexual assault. This article has been heavily edited since it was first posted.

911 calls released by police showed that a man, reportedly (Ricardo) Lockette, called from the apartment saying that the woman wouldn't leave Kaepernick's room.

Seriously. The coverage of this "sexual investigation" on Jezebel as been horrendous.

OH. WEIRD. WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO CONTINUALLY WROTE IN HER HEADLINE THAT KAEPERNICK WAS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.

It's so jarring and disconcerting to see what's happened in such a short amount of time to Iraq and Afghanistan. Only 1 generation away from this (Baghdad, 1970s)

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

I know the media love to hype every new lifestyle trend, but the only real trend I see here is a bunch of men dropping out of the labor force because the economy destroyed them. In some cases, that's their fault. In others, it's not. Their home is their prison. I get that it makes Jezebel moist to think of millions…

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

I wanted one too. My partner and I worked out a compromise:

STUD LIFE?

Insert happy ending? How is this guy able to watch Game of Thrones at all?

Well, Mormonism is a much more recent scam.

Yeah no, I'm not buying it. Seriously, fuck anyone who says that word even in the heat of the moment. I've gotten pretty angry in my life and never have I felt motivated to use a slur just because I was angry. No excuses. Do not care.

For some reason the candy part really got to me. My grandmother was raised in an orphanage. As a mother she was a true enigma: detached but protective, concerned but cold, abusive but in desperate need of love and acceptance. She was a black girl in an orphanage in the 1940s. She didn't know much about love. I'm sure…

As an adult with a job, I shouldn't feel so strongly about the fact I'm Team Sriram. It's like team Aniston vs Jolie hate

Cue lots of people surprised to discover the Pope is, in fact, Catholic.

I might accept it more if he didn't explain his support of gay rights as "I have gay friends and family members." When I hear that, I hear that he thinks his friends and family members deserve equal and respectful treatment because they are his. The comment finishes better but, for once, it would be nice to hear a…