Or more more likely, the brain gets tossed in a dumpster in a couple weeks, after this doofy little startup burns through all its capital.

A new startup wants to upload your brain to a server, but with one very small catch: They don’t know how.

I know “Russian troll” is tossed around a lot in 2018, but unflavored jelly beans? How foolish do you think we are, comrade?

How about a series where Riley, Kennedy and The Anointed One fight giant CGI snakes?

I’m not saying Whedon needs a Cosby or Weinstein level of accusers before we kick him out of pop culture relevance but maybe we should wait till we get a second person accusing him of something, perhaps one who isn’t also his pissed off ex-wife.

They’ve had a good run with not reviving it. Maybe keep doing that?

Sorry, I can’t watch this. I’m in tech!

It’s just like the night I lost my virginity.

AV Club discovers website they already discovered two years ago!

Is ‘slaty’ a word that means ‘vomit-inducingly disgusting’?

They’ve never really done a good job of making Amaya seem like she’s from the ‘40s, which I’ve always felt was a real missed opportunity. Like, she moves onto the Waverider and immediately starts dressing like she’s from the 2016 and it would have been great if she kept dressing like it was the ‘40s.

Without the Death Totem guitar, Elvis can’t feel his brother’s spirit and lacks the confidence to play.

WITH the Death Totem guitar, Elvis’ music raises the dead.

So... what was the aberration? Was he supposed to have bought that guitar or not?

Can we all agree that nothing holds a candle to the sheer hell that are people who are gluten free?

They literally failed to do an apples-to-apples comparison.

I’m sure we’ll see her in the news one day being charged with murder for trying to treat her childs pneumonia with beetroot and glow-sticks.

I personally prefer “Gluten free” labels on foods that never contained gluten, not could they contain gluten. I need to be sure my mineral water doesn’t trigger my “mild gluten intolerance”.

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Finally the prestige series Battlefield Earth so richly deserves.