Just like a couple of Rory Calhouns…

“Open to the idea” means, “it will never happen, but we’re trying to be polite”.

While I love this idea, Elsa is actually voiced by Adele Dazeem

The Parkland shooting didn’t stop them from making the pilot available online that same weekend.

The question is how to eat HEALTHY for 30 dollars a month. A lot of these diets would leave you with malnutrition after a while. I don’t see a lot of vitamins.

Well, yeah, straight white Christian men are the most bullied these days. It’s about time we have some media that shows off how powerful and mean the gays, the gender nonconforming, and the non-whites are. Haven’t you ever heard of reverse racism? It’s totally a thing.

Not that this is an especially original or insightful thought, but I remember my friends and I liking and passing around “Heathers” in early high school (it was such an entertaining movie that even guys liked it). The whole plot about shooting classmates and blowing up a school was so far-fetched and speculative that…

Honestly I hope someone gets fired over this. This whole premise is so disastrous. I can’t believe no one realized how big of a PR nightmare this series was going to be.

I struggle to believe that this is the real reason for the delay. Every trailer and teaser released has elicited bad publicity. If Paramount really cared about politics, then they would have never rebooted Heathers with the idea that LGBTQ students and POC are the real enemies now. IF they cared about what students go…

This entire show reads like the rights to Heathers were somehow bought out by Breitbart and thus it should simply be cancelled preemptively

If Paramount is going to wait for a respectable time after a school shooting to debut this show they may never get to air it.

Easy: thirty bucks can buy a small knife which I can then use to rob traveling barons, then use their gold to purchase feed from the local miller. It’s like no one thinks outside the box anymore.

And they all died of scurvy.

Oh, baby.

I hope they get Domesticated Camry too.

Since normal pants pockets (and possibly purses) won’t be able to hold these new phones, will it have a shoulder strap? Or is this an attempt to save JNCO?

Is this the right time to confess to an obsession with anthropomorphic graphics on house-brand household sponge products? I can never tell.

Woo! Fellow research biologist here. I always get a kick out of the people who think the answer to gross sponges is a gross dish towel.

whose Fox News contract wasn’t renewed after three years with the “network,”

Manbuns are an automatic no.