Brown shoes with a grey suit, what happened to grey, black or even burgundy as color options? I must be getting old.

We should consider the horrifying reality that, to most Americans, “the homelessness problem” does not refer to the suffering of the people who are living on the streets; rather, it consists of the inconvenience of having to look at them.

The one thing keeping me going to Ain’t It Cool News was Quint’s holiday gift guide each year, and since he quit because his boss is a creep, I was afraid that guide was gone. Alas! it has found a new home over, where I assume he writes now, at Rooster Teeth https://giftguide.roosterteeth.com/

>we’ve all seen enough commercials for smart speakers to have become convinced that, heck, we need one, too

FYI many TV’s have a ‘color’ setting that if turned all the way down will essentially turn them into black-and-white sets. No need to buy a special DVD combo pack for that. I’m just gonna record Logan off HBO next week anyhow.

Everyone on Riverdale having to say “jingle jangle” repeatedly and with complete seriousness every time is half the damn fun of it.

..the only way it coukd have been more signposted was if he showed Jax a picture of the boat he’d bought with his wife..

“I’ll send an SOS to the Legends.”

“How long will it take them to get it?”

“It doesn’t matter because they’re in a goddam time machine. It could take 5,000 years to get to them and they could still pop up right here before I even finish this sentence-

I’m not sure what everyone has been complaining about - I thoroughly enjoyed this Justice League movie.

I don’t really need any more reasons to continue not reading anything Buzzfeed writes. 

Aw fuck. Your telling me there is nobody out there to come forward to say that ‘the shituation’ sexually harassed them back in the day so that his project gets scuttled. Nobody?

I highly encourage you to read up on the history of 5 Points. Established in the 1860s, it’s one of Denver’s oldest neighborhoods, and possibly the first example of white flight in history, as rich people left it in droves for Cap Hill & other greener pastures in the 1880s. It’s historically black because it’s one of…

I live in Denver, pretty much right in the heart of this mess. 5 Points isn’t being gentrified so much as it has been gentrified to the point where anyone without a six-figure income would have a hell of a time paying rent. This sign really is a big “fuck you!” to anyone still trying to live there even on a typical US…

oh god, are we earth X?!

Allowing a garbage human being to host during the middle of his presidential campaign is cool, but making fun of a fictional windshield repairman is a bridge too far.

At first I was like “why is Angel slowly doing a crappy job of saluting?” then I remember that Angel ended over 13 years ago and I’m old af/never gave a shit about Bones or his new CBS show.

Kind of hard to maintain a position of snark about useless tsotchkes on a website that is now 50% Kinja Deals posts.

Are you telling me Ringo can’t breathe underwater? I mean he said he’d like to be in an Octopus’ Garden and I doubt he’d like to drown

No joke I thought that was a screenshot from Weekend at Bernies

Too bad the AV Club community died on its way to its home planet. What’s left is just a few of us, stuck with oblivious, annoyingly sanctimonious millennials who’ve become “woke” overnight by reading the other Kinja sites from the comfort of their own parents’ homes, and are only here to lecture us, because we…