the fuck

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

That is not true. In Germany the age of consent is 14 but only with people under 18. So a 17 year old can sleep with a 14 old but an adult cannot.

<blockquote>The man chose to go unnamed, explaining that he “worked really had to have a nice life and feel safe,”</blockquote> 

Boeing Meets World (Trade Center)

I want to see someone make a TV show about OBL’s time at his compound, but, like, as an ‘80s-style sitcom where his wacky neighbor Achmed always comes over and borrows his tools and says zany things. And OBL can’t go outside because the Americans are looking for him, so instead he puts on disguises and has to go to…

Raise your hand if you’re in the film or theater community and you DON’T know someone who has a Kevin Spacey story.

I’ve mostly seen Bava’s and Argento’s, but the weird thing with the latter is that, since so many of his actors are speaking English, more lip movements actually match up in the dubbed version. They’re often de-synced by like half a second, though, so it can be like an audio uncanny valley.

That can’t be true. He has many kettle friends. Kettles love him! Everyone says!

I’m sure Trump privately calls the kettle more than just “black”

I believe he’s going as that old jack-o-lantern that is still outside rotting around Christmas time. 

That ‘competent leader’ costume isn’t very believable.

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present: “The Worst Take!”

Ya know maybe you ought to rethink the layout. Seeing as a third of the news stories are about awful men behaving terribly I don’t know that the likes of Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero want their pictures featured in the middle of the story.

Films from the 11 century are often unfairly overlooked by today’s special effects-obsessed audiences.

Wouldn’t it be easier just to get a low-paid job working in one of their warehouses, and then hide in a box when it’s time to go home?

GOOD INTERVIEW, BUT I MUST PEDANTICALLY INSIST THAT IT FEATURES A FLAGRANT MISUSE OF THE TERM “BOTTLE EPISODE.”

• “I’m glad to see Butters still hasn’t learned proper urinal etiquette.”

I must have missed this the first time around, reading the op-ed now, I’m mostly just confused as to why she wrote it. Its just kind of a weird sentiment throughout, using the Weinstein scandal as an excuse to launch in a bit of self-congratulations, deriding beautiful women for being insecure or naïve or for just not…