Thank you.

Rams are sheep get your facts straight

I'm inviting you to be less of a dweeb.

Um, no it's not really worth considering.

Historically, the Rockets and Morey really like letting RFAs go to the market (off the top of my head, they did it with Luis Scola, Carl Landry, Courtney Lee, and Kyle Lowry rather than negotiating a new contract). That makes sense, because if you're negotiating a contract in all likelihood you're going to come close…

I deem your takes both hot and fresh.

Well they cleared out almost $9 million they were going to spend on their second-string point guard (pro-tip: point guards are cheap and plentiful and there is no reason to spend $9 million on your bench version). They don't get Bosh, but it will be easier to bring back Parsons, who is excellent.

shocking amount of homophobia in this one

oh right that thing from six years ago

"...or in libraries."

So we don't shit in the streets because we have bathrooms...

You should also listen to that little nagging voice in your head that says things like "Maybe I should read carefully" and "Maybe I shouldn't direct all my vitriol towards inconsequential bullshit."

No, that's exactly what you did. That's why you dragged in the Sterling comparison, to draw a line between these two things. You've got that layer of plausible deniability ("Well shit maybe you could take my rhetorical device seriously IF YOU'RE SOME SORT OF HYPERSENSITIVE WHACKO YOU KNOW"), so congrats, but you're…

Wait, wait — are you really going to compare someone feeling uncomfortable around public breastfeeding to vitriolic racism and rampant housing discrimination?

Oh cool I see you took Professor Dumbass's followup class, "Survey of Bullshit."

Yeah! Why can't I just walk around nude? Or take a shit wherever and whenever I feel like? I mean social mores are necessarily just social constructs so THEREFORE they don't really exist, right? Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what Professor Dumbass told me in my "Introduction to Misunderstood Postmodern Theory" class.

You know, it's kind of fucking hard to defend feminism when bullshit "a hashtag is activism too!" blogger types try to turn "we're pregnant" into the equivalent of the n-word. "THAT'S OUR WORD! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! IT'S A LEGACY OF OPPRESSION!" Nah, not really.

Is it really "uprooting misogyny" or is it just preaching to the choir of self-styled twitter activists?

For some people, monogamy isn't the end-all be-all of trust. "Love" for them doesn't mean "you only ever fuck me." That works for some people, and for others it doesn't. Why get so worked up about it that we have to do the whole Drew Magary TYPING IN ALL CAPS MAKES IT IMPORTANT thing?

Hope that, in the future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.