In Canada, milk comes in bags.

You know he's probably not going to read that, right?

They should play one-down football and kick a field goal every time, then.

No, because that's also an offensive slur. Let's just settle on "Washington Republicans."

You know he's probably not going to read your comment, right?

"On Sunday, fans chanted "Baseball Town" at Josh Hamilton, who had made disparaging remarks about the Arlington crowds"

Don't you think "the last three offseasons" is an awfully small sample size to be basing statements like "never win anything" off of?

Fire ants absolutely do have venom. That's one reason why having one bite you is pretty painful.

There's a really excellent Frontline documentary from a few years back about high school football safety: "Football High." The report mostly focuses on concussions and brain damage, but one of the main stories of the piece is the death of a high school player in Arkansas from heat stroke. The coaches at the school…

Wow.

Wow, you're a total retard.

I love the ones that say that their "family" was horrified — as if Mom, Dad, Little Billy and Susie, Grandma, and the family dog were all sitting around the living room television for a nice wholesome family night of watching MTV.

Thanks! I wish I could say the same about your dumb fucking comment.

Well that's just toeriffic.

Wow, you really are a dumb piece of shit.

A&M fans don't own computers (AKA "the Devil's Box").

Texas A&M's upper administration is, somewhat amazingly, stacked with Aggies. It's fairly common for presidents and chancellors and deans and the like to be former students, sure, but A&M's administration seems to be — almost to the man — all A&M alumni.

Well Shawn Kemp's dick did a lot of work to get into various parts of Seattle, so that's got to count for something.

That Michigan smells like piss, I presume.

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